02-05-2002, 12:58 PM
Jokes
03-05-2002, 10:26 AM
Kui sõitsin täna hommikul linna tööle sattusin korraks silmitsema möödasõitvat autot ja selle juhti. Auto oli tuli uus Saab, kiirust oma 140 ja juhiks naine. Lisaks istus ta peaaegu nina kinni tagasivaatepeeglis ning viimistles oma meiki kontuurpliiatsiga.
Vaatasin ise hetkeks tagasivaatepeeglisse ning pilku tagasi pöörates nägin, et tema auto oli minu auto es poolest saadik minu sõidureal ja juht ikka meikis veel end.
Ehmusin nii, et pardel pudenes sõrmede vahelt, lüües kukkudes teisest käest moosipiruka. Kui püüdsin põlvedega auto liikumissuuna üle taas kontrolli saada, kukkus mobla õla ja kõrva vahelt otse jalgade vahel olevasse kohvitassi (ja kuum kohvi teadagi läigatas õrnadele kehaosadel) ja loomulikult katkes tähtis kõne.
KRT küll neid naisautojuhte!
Vaatasin ise hetkeks tagasivaatepeeglisse ning pilku tagasi pöörates nägin, et tema auto oli minu auto es poolest saadik minu sõidureal ja juht ikka meikis veel end.
Ehmusin nii, et pardel pudenes sõrmede vahelt, lüües kukkudes teisest käest moosipiruka. Kui püüdsin põlvedega auto liikumissuuna üle taas kontrolli saada, kukkus mobla õla ja kõrva vahelt otse jalgade vahel olevasse kohvitassi (ja kuum kohvi teadagi läigatas õrnadele kehaosadel) ja loomulikult katkes tähtis kõne.
KRT küll neid naisautojuhte!
07-05-2002, 21:11 PM
Muu saadetava prahi hulgas ka selline kiri mulle laekus.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in
this transaction.
This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly
confidential and \'top
secret\'.
We are top officials of the Federal Government
Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds
which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to
commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
The source of this fund is as follows: During the last
Military Regime here in Nigeria, the Government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over- invoiced in various ministries. The present government set up a Contract Review Panel and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the
Central Bank Of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by
virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated by my other
colleagues in the panel to look for an overseas
partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$21,500,000.00[Twenty-One Million, Five
Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars]
Hence we are writing you this letter.
We have agreed to share the money thus:
1. 20% for the account owner you
2. 70% for us [ Myself and other members of my panel ]
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local
and foreign expenses direct or incidental to the execution of this transaction.
It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the
importation business.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe and we
hope to commence the transfer latest Ten (10) banking days from the date of the receiptof the following information,company\'s name, Address, Telephone and Fax
number.
The above information will enable us write letters of
claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company\'s name to apply for payment and re-award the contract in your company\'s name. We
are looking forward to doing this business with you
and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using
the above Email address.
I will bring you into the complete picture of this
pending project when I have heard from you.
Remember this is a Deal so treat with utmost
confidentiality.
Yours faithfully
Peter Odili
No, kas keegi on huvitatud ka :keersilm:lol
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in
this transaction.
This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly
confidential and \'top
secret\'.
We are top officials of the Federal Government
Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds
which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to
commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
The source of this fund is as follows: During the last
Military Regime here in Nigeria, the Government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over- invoiced in various ministries. The present government set up a Contract Review Panel and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the
Central Bank Of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by
virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated by my other
colleagues in the panel to look for an overseas
partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$21,500,000.00[Twenty-One Million, Five
Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars]
Hence we are writing you this letter.
We have agreed to share the money thus:
1. 20% for the account owner you
2. 70% for us [ Myself and other members of my panel ]
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local
and foreign expenses direct or incidental to the execution of this transaction.
It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the
importation business.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe and we
hope to commence the transfer latest Ten (10) banking days from the date of the receiptof the following information,company\'s name, Address, Telephone and Fax
number.
The above information will enable us write letters of
claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company\'s name to apply for payment and re-award the contract in your company\'s name. We
are looking forward to doing this business with you
and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using
the above Email address.
I will bring you into the complete picture of this
pending project when I have heard from you.
Remember this is a Deal so treat with utmost
confidentiality.
Yours faithfully
Peter Odili
No, kas keegi on huvitatud ka :keersilm:lol
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10-05-2002, 08:34 AM
DR. ABBA BUKAR IBRAHIM
DIRECTOR: FINANCE/PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION DEPT.
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES
FEDERAL SECRETARIATE BUILDING COMPLEX
TEL: 234 1 774 9032
FAX: 234 1 759 0828
PRESIDENT
Dear Sir,
I am writing you on the strength of our search for a foreign investment opportunity, partnership or individual, who can be trusted to oversee a foreign investment project.
I got your contact information from a former director of Nigerian Import and Export Trade Promotion Council (NIETPC) who assured me your capability and good reputation in investment project. Although, I did not disclose to him the face value of the transaction which I want to discuss with you.
We are the officials of the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES, an affiliate of Nigerian National Petroleum Cooperation (NNPC). After due deliberation with my colleagues in the ministry, I was therefore mandated as a matter of trust to contact you as a partner to whom we could transfer the sum of US27.3M (Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) for foreign investment project, hence the need for a foreign partner.
I have decided to seek for a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of this transaction described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and I hope you will maintain absolute secrecy because we are government officials.
Within my ministry where I work as a Director, Project implementation, and with the co-operation of other top officials, we have in our possession an overdue payment bill totaling US$27.3M (Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company or an individual to receive the said fund on our behalf, or a reliable foreign non-company account that will accommodate such fund. The amount represents some percentage of the contract value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials purposely over inflated for our own use.
Although the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance of US$27.3M which we have in principle received an approval to remit to a foreign bank account that you will provide. Since the present Government of Nigeria is determined to pay every Foreign Contractor all debts owe so as to maintain good relationship with foreign and non Government Financial Agencies, we then decided to include our bill for approval with the cooperation of some officials from the appropriate federal payment agency.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good company\'s account or any other bank account into which we can remit this money by acting as our main partner and trustee or acting as the original contractor. This we can do by swapping of account and changing of beneficiary and other forms of documentation upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf or your company.
This process being an internal arrangement with the department concern. I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist in the transaction, we will share the money as thus: 25% of the total fund for you the account owner, 70% for us (the officials) and 5% to settle any expenses in the course of this transaction.
Please be informed that my colleagues and myself will be depending on your kind advise and directives as we wish to privately invest our share of the fund into a foreign products both in Nigeria and your country as you may advise in due course. So you will be expected to provide us with a background information concerning yourself and your company to enable us make an evaluation and conclude on which line of business to take.
You are required to forward to me your Bank Account Number, Company name, Company details, address, telephone and fax numbers. This information will enable us submit the application and lodge claims to the concerned Ministries and agencies in your favor.
Note that it is important to maintain absolute confidentiality of this business because my colleagues and I are top Government Officials who have put in many years of meritorious service to our ministries and would not want to experience any kind of exposure that will jeopardize our image. I wish to assure you that this transaction is expected to take 14 working days for the fund to get into your nominated bank account.
Thanks as I patiently anticipate receiving your urgent response.
Faithfully yours,
Dr. Abba B. Ibrahim
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Selliseid lollusi tuleb firmadesse pea iga päev:lol
DIRECTOR: FINANCE/PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION DEPT.
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES
FEDERAL SECRETARIATE BUILDING COMPLEX
TEL: 234 1 774 9032
FAX: 234 1 759 0828
PRESIDENT
Dear Sir,
I am writing you on the strength of our search for a foreign investment opportunity, partnership or individual, who can be trusted to oversee a foreign investment project.
I got your contact information from a former director of Nigerian Import and Export Trade Promotion Council (NIETPC) who assured me your capability and good reputation in investment project. Although, I did not disclose to him the face value of the transaction which I want to discuss with you.
We are the officials of the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES, an affiliate of Nigerian National Petroleum Cooperation (NNPC). After due deliberation with my colleagues in the ministry, I was therefore mandated as a matter of trust to contact you as a partner to whom we could transfer the sum of US27.3M (Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) for foreign investment project, hence the need for a foreign partner.
I have decided to seek for a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of this transaction described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and I hope you will maintain absolute secrecy because we are government officials.
Within my ministry where I work as a Director, Project implementation, and with the co-operation of other top officials, we have in our possession an overdue payment bill totaling US$27.3M (Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company or an individual to receive the said fund on our behalf, or a reliable foreign non-company account that will accommodate such fund. The amount represents some percentage of the contract value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials purposely over inflated for our own use.
Although the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance of US$27.3M which we have in principle received an approval to remit to a foreign bank account that you will provide. Since the present Government of Nigeria is determined to pay every Foreign Contractor all debts owe so as to maintain good relationship with foreign and non Government Financial Agencies, we then decided to include our bill for approval with the cooperation of some officials from the appropriate federal payment agency.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good company\'s account or any other bank account into which we can remit this money by acting as our main partner and trustee or acting as the original contractor. This we can do by swapping of account and changing of beneficiary and other forms of documentation upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf or your company.
This process being an internal arrangement with the department concern. I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist in the transaction, we will share the money as thus: 25% of the total fund for you the account owner, 70% for us (the officials) and 5% to settle any expenses in the course of this transaction.
Please be informed that my colleagues and myself will be depending on your kind advise and directives as we wish to privately invest our share of the fund into a foreign products both in Nigeria and your country as you may advise in due course. So you will be expected to provide us with a background information concerning yourself and your company to enable us make an evaluation and conclude on which line of business to take.
You are required to forward to me your Bank Account Number, Company name, Company details, address, telephone and fax numbers. This information will enable us submit the application and lodge claims to the concerned Ministries and agencies in your favor.
Note that it is important to maintain absolute confidentiality of this business because my colleagues and I are top Government Officials who have put in many years of meritorious service to our ministries and would not want to experience any kind of exposure that will jeopardize our image. I wish to assure you that this transaction is expected to take 14 working days for the fund to get into your nominated bank account.
Thanks as I patiently anticipate receiving your urgent response.
Faithfully yours,
Dr. Abba B. Ibrahim
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Selliseid lollusi tuleb firmadesse pea iga päev:lol
Lihtsalt üks miljonist arvamusest
17-05-2002, 22:57 PM
Tsitaat:Originally posted by Uhti
Vot see on tase!
EESTI MÄRK jah
http://www.delfi.ee/news/meelelahutus/ma...id=3542634
Mõni väljapakutu oli selline
![[Pilt: file3595045_mark42.jpg]](http://g.delfi.ee/images/pix/file3595045_mark42.jpg)
Üks sõbralik sõnum ka siin :duh
![[Pilt: file3595089_mark31.jpg]](http://g.delfi.ee/images/pix/file3595089_mark31.jpg)
21-05-2002, 16:14 PM
http://www.zone.ee/niiduk/:D:D:D:D:D
![[Pilt: pick1e4Sg.jpg]](http://www.epl.ee/g/pics/pick1e4Sg.jpg)
29-05-2002, 00:41 AM
Mõni lause on ikka päris lõbus, eriti lehekülje lõpus: vaadake
SIIA
Mõni näide:
Baltisakslased olid vana aja eestlased. Nad kutsuti läbirääkimistele siis kui sõdisid Venelased ja Eestlased. Muud ei tea. :lol
SIIA
Mõni näide:
Baltisakslased olid vana aja eestlased. Nad kutsuti läbirääkimistele siis kui sõdisid Venelased ja Eestlased. Muud ei tea. :lol
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03-06-2002, 17:46 PM
Tsitaat:Originally posted by svenson
mõnus:
http://www.rate.ee/
Oh jopp... :keersilm:lol
Mingi uus trend on selliseid segaseid saite ehitada :rull - põhiline, et alati on igavene hunnik aktiivseid kasutajaid :lol
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28-06-2002, 17:16 PM
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