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Tegin siis igaks juhuks uurimistööd teemal retroseksuaal ja sain päris vahva Daily Maili loo vastuseks. Kuna siiski on enamus talverallitajatest meesterahvad, siis sobib kui rusikas silmaauku!
Aga tähtsaim osa seal ja rahul saavad olla nii mõnedki tegelased  

The all-time classic retrosexual cars were all made by Ford in the golden era of retrosexuality, between 1970 and 1985. 

They were: THE FORD CORTINA, as driven by the God of Retrosexuals, DCI Gene Hunt in Life On Mars (he exchanged it for an Audi Quattro in Ashes To Ashes). THE FORD CAPRI, as driven by Bodie and Doyle, in another retrosexual TV classic, The Professionals. THE FORD GRANADA, as driven by Arfur Daley in Minder. THE FORD SIERRA COSWORTH, as driven by boy-racers in the Home Counties during the mid-1980s. 

Rules of the road

1. Never ask for directions, because you are never, ever lost. You're just taking a little longer than expected to get there. 
2. Nor do you require sat-nav. 
3. The correct speed for a retrosexual is 5 per cent above the stated limit  -  at all times. 
4. The correct distance between you and the car in front is 3ft. 
5. The correct answer to the question 'Should I let another driver cut in ahead of me at a junction?' is: 'Yes, if she's goodlooking.' 
6. The only two occasions when it's acceptable to use a horn are: (i) to alert the driver in front when the traffic lights have turned green; (ii) to make a potentially attractive woman turn her face in your direction.

Aga siit tuleb ka käitumisjuhend Meestele kogu Talveralli ajaks:
How to treat a lady


1. When on a date, you pay  -  even if she offers. Don't stand for any nonsense about going Dutch. And pay in cash  -  retrosexuals don't use credit cards. 
2. You open doors for women, and you stand for pregnant women on a bus, train or Tube. You do this because you are a man, and you're proud of it.